There was a young lady of Kent
Who said that she knew what it meant
When men asked her to dine,
And served cocktails and wine;
She knew what it meant - but she went!

Одна юная леди из Кента
В этикете была компетентна.
Коль звал сэр на обед,-
Знала: будет минет
И вино ... но сбегала зачем-то?!