An old bachelor takes (why on Earth?)
A grey spinster "for better for worse"
And says :''I don't care
What colour's her hair,
But she's an experienced nurse".
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Mary said, she got married offhand.
She met John when he slept on the sand.
Drunk and shabby he was,
Not a penny of course...
But he woke and offered his hand.
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On a rainy day Willy asked Lilly
Passing foggy and wet Piccadilly:
"Will you give me your hand?"
"Yes , of course, sounds grand!
And my heart's also yours", - answered Lilly.
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